KIMMEL: “Some Americans appear to have second-guessed their choice for president. According to Google, on Election Day, in the states Trump won, searches skyrocketed for the phrase ‘How to change my vote.’
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Yeah. There aren’t many things that explain this election better than the idea that there are people who believe voting is more flexible than Uber eats.
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You can’t change your vote. This is interesting, too, we looked up how many people have been searching the phrase ‘Am I stupid?’ It was a flat line all year... until the election. And then after the election, it went through the roof, and it’s still going up. And by the way, if you have to ask, the answer’s yeah.
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Things are very crazy here in the United States. But if it makes you feel any better, and it did me, this is how politics are going in New Zealand.”

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UNKNOWN: “The House is suspended until the ringing of the bells. The gallery is to be cleared.”
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KIMMEL: “Yeah, there — you know what? As far as protests go, that one was awesome, it really was.
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It was way better than January 6th. Their protesters are more talented than ours.”